How To Smoke Marijuana At Home Without Getting Caught

[BIG D]

How To Smoke Marijuana At Home Without Getting Caught

First off let me say that i have never done this, but will VERY soon. I've spent a long time searching online for these tips, and after all that work i figured it would be nice to have them all in one area. Feel free to post your own tips or correct me. Also know that this guide is intended for those intending to smoke a joint or a blunt, nt a bong or pipe


Things You'll Need:

Marijuana
A Sploof
A Towel Or Duct Tape
Visine
Axe/Tag
Febreeze/Glade/Oust

(1) Smoking Inside Is Not recommended at all and should only be done if you have to. It is more obvious than smoking outside but could be necessary if you still live at home and can't explain leaving the house for a few hours and coming home in a great mood.

(2) When Smoking inside, you can only smoke in a bathroom or in your own room if you have windows (I have no idea why you wouldn't but whatever); also make sure that you are home alone

(3) A Vaporizer can be incredibly effective, but can be expensive and will most likely need to be shipped to your house, which may be suspicious to your parents. If you are using a vaporizer;

(A) make sure the room is ventilated
(B) make sure you use air spray to remove the smell
(C) don't get caught "being happy"

(4) If you cant get a vaporizer (Like Me) the first thing you will need to do is make a sploof which you exhale into to get rid of the smell while smoking the weed. Even though you'll most likely be alone, smells linger, the more marijuana smell while you're smoking, the longer it will take to disperse. To make a sploof;

(A) take an empty toilet paper roll (A Paper towel roll will be too long and harder to hide)
(B) fill it with Bounce dryer sheets (Or any brand you choose)
(C) Place a dryer sheet over one end and secure it with a rubber band (Tape also works but you wll have to replace the dryer sheets so it will be easier to use a rubber band)
(D) After every puff of "happiness", exhale into the sploof

(5) Again i will stress this, MAKE SURE THE ROOM IS VENTILATED, but only to the outside world. Close and lock all doors leading inside and place a towel under the door so no smoke can escape. This looks really suspicious so you should only do it when your home alone

(6) If you are smoking in a bathroom;

(A) With the Fan OFF, turn the shower on FULL HEAT (full heat is important)
(B) Smoke away (Try to hurry because when the water cools, the steam will stop, also make sure you have a towel under the dor and a sploof ready)
(C) With the water still hot, take a shower and use more soap than needed, this will also help because you have a steady source of water to relieve dry mouth (Body Wash is preferred, preferably with a strong scent, make sure the fan is still OFF)
(D) get out of the shower and turn on the fan and open the window (if you don't have a fan or a window, do which ever one you have)
(E) take a can of axe or tag and spray it all over yourself, you and the bathroom will smell good

(7) If you are not alone, your best bet is smoking in your room;

(A) have the window open the ENTIRE TIME
(B) A Fan is reccomended, but not necesscary if you aim right
(C) Lock the Door but don't seal it if you're not alone
(D) Keep your sploof Handy
(E) hold your joint/blunt out the window and blow out the the window with your sploof
(F) like before, hurry the f*** up, especially if your not alone
(G) Shower After DEFINITELY
(H) if you're not alone, avoid your parents at all costs until you learn how to conduct yourself while high

(8) Shower, Use Axe, Use Visine, And Avoid Your Parents While High, Getting Caught High Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do After Going To All This Trouble

(9) I Want To Take one more time to stress that Smoking Outside is better and can also be great exercise, walking around outside for a few hours until you sober up will probably be a couple of miles every time you smoke. If you can smoke outside;

(A) Leave the house in a jacket with a second pair of pants on under your pants, take off the jacket and one pair of pants until right before you go home so you wont smell like weed
(B) Don't come home for AT LEAST two hours and finish all of your munchies snacks BEFORE you come home
(C) Put on a lot of Axe Before You Leave and Freshen Up Before Coming Home, make sure to use Visine also before coming home
(D) Avoid your parents when you come home, but not obviously, don't run upstairs to your room, go into your kitchen, get a soda, stand in the living room if your parents are there, see what they're watching on TV, then walk away nonchalantly


(10) Wear a lot of Axe every day so when you smoke weed, you smell the same, not just a spike every once in a while

If You Have Any Corrections, comment here, like i said before, i haven't tried this, when i do i will change it. If you have comment and tell me what works, I've found these on more than one website so I'm 99% sure they all work, plus a lot is just common sense.

The End

[hirschlife]

dude seriously .... i apreciate that you made that long list but i think if you stick to that rules you can't enjoy smoking . too much things to do all the time. just smoke when your parents are not at home in the garden and then you won't get caught and the smell in your clothes isn't soooo intense that your parents will recognize it .

[BIG D]

Originally Posted by hirschlife

dude seriously .... i apreciate that you made that long list but i think if you stick to that rules you can't enjoy smoking . too much things to do all the time. just smoke when your parents are not at home in the garden and then you won't get caught and the smell in your clothes isn't soooo intense that your parents will recognize it .

reading over it i noticed it sounds alot harder than it is, i was just really detailed and taking it step by step. Its not as hard as it sounds, if i could edit my posts i would change it. Seriously; for smoking in the bathroom just turn the shower on, smoke, take a shower, turn the fan on, spray axe. For smoking in your room just open the window, smoke, spray air freshener, shower. I'm kind of slow and for me, the long step by step list i made is easier for me to understand than this, but this is really all that i wrote in the original post

[Easle]

Originally Posted by BIG D

reading over it i noticed it sounds alot harder than it is, i was just really detailed and taking it step by step. Its not as hard as it sounds, if i could edit my posts i would change it. Seriously; for smoking in the bathroom just turn the shower on, smoke, take a shower, turn the fan on, spray axe. For smoking in your room just open the window, smoke, spray air freshener, shower. I'm kind of slow and for me, the long step by step list i made is easier for me to understand than this, but this is really all that i wrote in the original post

Emm.. what do you mean? You can't edit your post?

[BIG D]

Originally Posted by Easle

Emm.. what do you mean? You can't edit your post?

pirator wont let me edit any of my posts

[Easle]

Originally Posted by BIG D

pirator wont let me edit any of my posts

Weird.. I can fully edit my posts....

anyways, this went a little bit offtopic..

[smok3y]

Best thing to do is just dont bother smoking in your parents house if they aint happy with it..

End of the day its there house so it there rules., now respect them..

[mrahhal]

nice thread...cool

[Trikdagain]

I miss smoking pot.....I really, really, really do...

[multiplemigs]

what is weed?