high times

[zwestz]

This Cat needs to lay of the Pot!!!

[emerica]

lol thats preety funny, the ova week a girl at my skl had a party and her dog ate pills and i saw a picture of it and it looked abit lyk that lol cheers bro

[s0larflar3]

hmm, first time I smoked weed I was pretty young. Grandad and uncle was in the sweat lodge and were smoking. to get away from grandma. I went out there and went in and i asked what they were doin.grandad said "we're smokin boy, you want some or not?" i didn't know he was serious til,he gave me his pipe. "close the door or grams will have my ass" so i closed the door and we smoked. i was freakin baked. we sat there all day smoked out. for those that don't know a sweat lodge is like a sauna. a little different but same principal. been smoking ever since.

[Bonanzal]

First time I got high I smoked some really good stuff. When I started it was 9:45 and what felt like in 5 minutes it was 10:56. My friends said they thought I was dead because I wouldn't talk to them and was looking out the window the entire time. I am not really sure what I was looking at but it was really interesting. After that I watched the little mermaid and made Cheeto sculptures. It was tight.

[TMAC]

Lol lmao highness is so funnn

[iliketoshare]

The first time I got high I got 1 gram of some really good shit. Didn't know fuck all about weed or getting high. This was about 3 years ago ( Maybe 4). So anyway I waited till everyone in the house was gone. Then I went behind my house to a wooded area on my property. I rolled up the whole one gram.

I was really fucking nervous not knowing if I would be able to control being high. Anyway I got the balls to light it. So i take a hit and start holding it in. It was really fucking weird because as I was holding the smoke into my lungs they felt really weird. (virgin lungs ARE the shit) All of a sudden I start coughing uncontrollably. So I keep hitting it, hit after hit after hit. After I finished I was still coughing pretty bad so I thought it would be a good idea to go inside and get some water then come back outside and "dispose of teh evidence." So I go get some water come back outside got rid of the litttle roach. Then I sit down and drink my glass of water.

I was like wtf why isn't this shit working will i ever be able to get fucking high. So I said fuck it and started walking back to my house. Half way through my property ( I have a rather large property ) I notice my mouth is really dry, then all of a sudden my eyes start to close really quick ( As there closing I hear a fucked up sound. Imagine it this way. You know on lord of the rings that big ass "eye" that makes the fucked up med evil sound?) Well thats exactly what I heard as my eyes were starting to fuck up. So I keep walking not knowing what the fuck is going on. Then all of a sudden everything starts going in slow motion and my body is starting to feel really sensitive. So i get inside my house and I sit on my couch. AT this point I'm very fucking overwhelmed not knowing what the fuck is going on. I can't think straight. I don't know what to do. So I decide to walk up stairs and go to my room. ( A place a feel most comfortable and safe) Half way up the stairs I suddenly stopped. I grabbed the rail because I lost my balance and almost fell off. Here I am standing in the middle of my stairs not knowing what the fuck I was doing. Yes, Thats right. I forgot I was walking up the fucking stairs...I must have stood there for over 10 minutes trying to remember. Then I remembered... but that was half the battle. It seemed like it took me 3 minutes to get up each stair as I kept forgetting what I was doing. As I got in my room I layed on my bed with my heart pounding out of my chest. I seriously didn't know what the fuck was going on.

My heart was pounding so hard. I thought I was having a heart attack. I didn't know what to do so I sat up. (Thats were the fun started) For those of you who have been so high that you actually literally passed out. Then you know what I mean. Yup I passed out. I guess my brain couldn't take it. Any way I started dreaming ( I assume it was a dream otherwise it would mean I was hallucinating and I doubt that. I think thats what some people mean when they say they get high and they hallucinate. They really think that there hallucinating but have most likely passed out and are dreaming all of this fucked up shit. Most of you stoners know what its like to dream while your high. Fuck it, I might as well describe my dream, for those of you who have read this far. All I remember from it was that I was in a hospital with my heart pounding against my chest. I could hear each beat. Then all of a sudden I hear this noise HEART MONITOR FLATLINE | Soundsnap Thats what woke me up. After that I still really didn't know what the fuck was going on. So I turned on my tv and nascar was on.

For the first time ever I could actually watch it for 2 minutes without saying " this fucking blows" and then changing the channel. (Sorry to you nascar fans lol)
So I start eating salt and vinegar chips while watching it. ( I wasn't really paying attention) I noticed that I was thinking 1000 times more then I usually do.. anyway I remember looking at the laps at one point they were at 50 laps, I looked at my floor ( For what seemed like one second) then I look back at the tv and they were at like 100.,. I couldn't believe it.. Well thats pretty much all I can remember.

MORAL OF THE STORY

If you're smoking for your first time, smoke a lot! Because I guarantee you will like weed. And will smoke it for years to come. And you will regret not smoking more for your first time

[dharan16]

getting high isn't really that great. Great at first but just becomes mundane after a while.

[carb0n]

im high 24.7 its awesome...

[jmurray81]

the first time I got high was in the summer between the 8th and 9th grade. I smoked with some kids who were a couple grades up from me, out of a water bottle/aluminum foil contraption. I remember jumping up and down on the trampoline, and it being the most exciting thing ever at the time.